Fantasy Football Players Pictures

NFL Fantasy Football Players Pictures - Week 12

2007-12-10T12:50:00.000-05:00

Jon Kitna is either pouting at another dropped pass by a Lions' receiver or he's having trouble understanding the hand signals sent by his wife in the stands asking him what time he'll be home for Thanksgiving dinner.

Tony Romo is a little taller than most people realize.

Tony Romo wouldn't be smiling so much if he knew how he looked in that stocking cap. And aren't all quarterbacks supposed to wear baseball caps when they take their helmet off?

The Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders don't need to wear hats.

Unfortunately, they did put their jackets on.

Chauncey Davis gives himself a wedgie.

Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank asks Peyton Manning if he'd like to come to Atlanta and compete with Joey Harrington and David Garrard for the starting quarterback position.

When Peyton Manning isn't busy making commercials he plays football.

How many Chicago Bears does it take bring down Andre Hall? Let's call it five and a half. That's Alex Brown with the upside down approach.

Here's Peyton and Eli's lesser known brother, Ricky Manning, trying to bring down Andre Hall.

(See Tony Romo cap comment above).

This is why you rarely see a tight end like Greg Olsen try to punt a ball.

Chad Johnson looks concerned because he has to share the limelight with a mascot.

Not understanding how the camera works, Chad Johnson looks to see himself on TV.

Fred Taylor and David Garrard with their synchronized leap.

Gilbert Harris can hold onto the ball or Fabian Washington, but he can't do both.

Here we go with the stocking caps again.

Brodie Croyle is going to count to five and then throw a timing pass.

I'm not sure if the Kansas City cheerleaders are wearing white furry scarves or if those are supposed to be Santa Claus beards. Oh well - who cares?

Apparently Eli Manning had his feeling's hurt when he read in this blog a few weeks ago a comment that was made about him not being as good as Peyton.

Troy Williamson appears to think he's holding onto the ball. (This is why he isn't on very many fantasy teams this year).

Josh Brown looks down and realizes too late that he has his kicking shoe on the wrong foot.

Finally! A quarterback (Matt Hasselbeck) who gets the cap thing right. Well, almost.

"Come to Papa."

Bobby Engram takes a close look to make sure he's holding onto the ball.

Brian Leonard tells Gus Frerotte: "You can wake up now. The game is over."

Chris Hovan is supposed to be watching the game but he appears to be looking off to the side.

Oh, now I get it.

Come on Aaron Sears - there's no crying in football!

Mike Alstott remembers when he was a force on the football field and hopes to return to those glory days.

Coach Joe Gibbs remembers when he... oh never mind.

"Everybody raise your hand if you want to go out to the bar after the game."

Santana Moss to Phillip Buchanon: "OK, see if you can get your leg up this high."

Ladell Betts waves to the fans as he rushes up field.

Trent Dilfer looks surprised to see an open receiver.

Unfortunately, Arnaz Battle blocks the view of the cameraman.

Someone should tell Jonathan Ogden to pick on someone his own size.

As promised, Philip Rivers waves to his mom right before taking the snap.

Willis McGahee is about to come in for a rough landing.

Tom Brady with an affectionate hug for Juqua Thomas.

Sometimes a player will lose a shoe during a game. Here, James Farrior loses his whole foot.

NFL Fantasy Football Players Pictures - Week 11

2007-12-07T10:50:00.000-05:00

Byron Leftwich analyzes the weight lifting technique of Gaines Adams.

Apparently none of Byron Leftwich's four hands could hold on to the football.

A moment later, Cato June and Michael Jenkins each had a big time headache.

Byron Leftwich pleads with someone to pick up the phone.

This Atlanta Falcon cheerleader didn't seem to mind that Atlanta lost 31-7.

Willis McGahee discovers that it's a lot cushier to come down on the gut of a defensive lineman rather than on the ground directly.

Quinn Sypniewski didn't learn from Willis McGahee.

Derek Anderson is caught sleeping on the job.

Sean Jones is checking to see if Kyle Boller's helmet is on securely.

While the Buffalo Bills stand around discussing how to defend against Randy Moss, who had four touchdowns, Laurence Maroney runs one in for a score.

Roscoe Parrish explains how he thinks you can beat New England: "If you spread your legs wide enough when you jump up for the ball you can knock the defenders out of your way."

Tom Brady appears to be congratulating Ellis Hobbs for returning a fumble for a touchdown, but secretly Tom is lamenting the fact that it took an opportunity away from the offense to get another one themselves. Hence the "low five".

Just as Tom Brady was about to smack a defensive lineman right in the face he disappeared.

Larry Fitzgerald hopes that by holding the ball high above his head, no one will be able to reach it and take it away from him

I'm not sure where these guys think the ball is. Chad Johnson has his hand on the leg of Eric Green, and Paul Brown has his hand between the legs of Chad Johnson.

Terrell Owens dares opposing players to knock the ball off his head, demonstrating his intimidating glare which worked wonders as he had four touchdowns against Washington.

Brett Favre and Vinny Testaverde discuss the good old days when they were young.

Brett Favre looks a little bit different after the game with his uniform off.

Joel Dreessen looks stunned to have scored a touchdown, as were fantasy owners everywhere who said "Who?"

Will Smith asks Matt Schaub to cough.

Jared Allen asks Peyton Manning to cough.

Jarred Page with the "no hands" interception. (The "good hands" guys are all receivers).

Eddie Kennison and Michael Coe with the old "I've got it - you take it" routine.

If Brodie Croyle is your fantasy team quarterback then you are in trouble.

Reggie Williams auditions for "So You Think You Can Dance".

Reggie Nelson is not impressed.

Neither is Mike Peterson and he tells Williams to stick to football.

Fred Taylor wants to make sure that no one will confuse him with Chester Taylor.

Tim Dobbins figures if he can't tackle Maurice Jones-Drew he'll try to kick the ball away.

The Jacksonville Jaguars cheerleaders MAY have had something to do with inspiring the Jags to their win over San Diego.

In a pre-game display of guts and courage, a Minnesota security guard checks out this Vikings fan.

Shouldn't this guy be singing in a choir somewhere on Sundays? (Lane Kiffin).

"Wait! Be careful where you step. There's a big ugly bug on the field. Man, that gives me the creeps."

This is the REAL reason why they built a dome for the Minnesota Vikings to play in.

Kerry Rhodes demonstrates why it's better to have flubber on the bottom of your shoes rather than Velcro like those other guys.

Needless to say, Ben Roethlisberger's pass did not make it to the intended receiver.

David Harris gives new meaning to the term "hanging on by a thread".

Ben Roethlisberger puts a soccer move on Shaun Ellis.

Brad Smith thinks he's going to make a catch for a touchdown about a split second before he gets a surprise from Deshea Townsend.

Donovan McNabb puts on a jacket and begins to shrink.

From out of nowhere an anonymous hand attempts to de-pants Trent Dilfer.

True Beatles fans everywhere are humming "I am the Walrus - goo goo a' joob" right about now.

There are manly handshakes and then there are - well, let's just say that this is not one of them.

Things got a little "squirrelly" at Mile High stadium.

Nobody could tackle the squirrel.

Perhaps this is what the squirrel was after.

This is the play that toyed with the emotions of fantasy owners and was the difference in some close games. Vince Young was ruled out of bounds, leading to what would have been a field goal attempt and three points for Rob Bironas. Replay overruled the call and it became a touchdown for Young and his fantasy owners, and Bironas owners had to settle for a one point conversion.

Once the game was over everyone was anxious to get to the pre-Thanksgiving Day sales.

NFL Fantasy Football Players Pictures - Week 10

2007-12-06T22:16:00.000-05:00

Apparently Steve Smith got the word when told to use his head when he was out on the field.

Ken Lucas has the ball firmly in hand, but apparently teammate Richard Marshall really wants it.

Vinny Testaverde wondering why he came out of retirement.

On occasion, Vinny Testaverde has to remind himself to think.

Donald Driver loses his head. (And inquiring minds are afraid to ask where it's at).

Ryan Grant is about to have a tough landing.

Thank you.

Cedric Griffin contemplates using another brand of deodorant.

Adrian Peterson with his right arm wrapped tightly around the - oops.

Brooks Bollinger thinking: "Where's Randy Moss when I need him?"

Although Kansas City lost their game against Denver, at least they had something to cheer about.

Miami quarterback Cleo Lemon learns it's easier to just throw the ball over the line of scrimmage rather than to try and carry it over.

Or if you go wide you can just stroll across the line of scrimmage and get into the end zone.

The Miami Dolphins TEAM may not be much to look at this year, but the same can't be said for their cheerleaders.

Reggie Bush is having a hard time trying to remember which of those two helmets on the ground is his.

St. Louis Rams head coach Scott Lenehan demonstrates the proper technique to use when throwing the red flag.

Drew Brees was later heard telling a photographer to use a flash next time.

Will Smith tells Marc Bulger he can wake up now. That dream of a winless season is finally over.

Heath Miller tells Sean Jones that his chin strap should be a little tighter around his chin.

Ike Taylor is checking to see that Braylon Edwards has both feet in bounds. Fantasy football managers everywhere who started the Pittsburgh defense were wishing Taylor would have concentrated on preventing Edwards from making the catch in the first place.

Ben Roethlisberger practices the expression he wants to use the next time he takes a hit from a defensive lineman.

Troy Polamalu gets a little too personal with Kellen Winslow.

Leon Williams helps Heath Miller with a Pilates position of balancing on one knee.

"What? Me? I don't have the ball. I thought you had the ball." "I don't have the ball." "Somebody's gotta have the ball." "I don't have it." "Well its got to be around here somewhere."

Ever have that itch on the side of your nose that you just can't scratch because your hands aren't free? Apparently this cheerleader has.

Rashean Mathis could probably jump higher if he didn't have all that hair weighing him down.

On a critical fourth down play between the Eagles and Redskins, the cameraman was (perhaps understandably) focused elsewhere.

"But coach - I didn't have my whole hand on the face mask of L.J. Smith - it was just a couple of fingers!"

Although not wishing to make eye contact for some reason or other, Donovan McNabb and Brian Westbrook celebrate a touchdown.

Shayne Graham couldn't help but think of all the fantasy owners that started him this week after he made his 7th field goal, one short of the record set by Rob Bironas earlier this year.

Rudi Johnson refuses to acknowledge the "high five" from Dawan Landry.

For some reason Jon Kitna wants to take a good look at the ball before he decides to try and grab it.

In a recent study commissioned by the NFL, five out of six players knew where the ball was at any given time.

Nick Harris demonstrates why punters are rarely able to bring down a kick returner such as Steve Breaston.

Now Detroit Lions fantasy owners know why Mike Martz's offense was sleeping against Arizona.

Tony Romo tries to get Antonio Pierce to fall for the old "Hey Buddy your fly is open" trick.

NFL Fantasy Football Players Pictures - Week 9

2007-12-05T15:05:00.000-05:00

Jerious Norwood does a pretty good Heisman Trophy impersonation.

Robert Royal demonstrates the invisible chair pose.

This year's # 1 fantasy pick, LaDainian Tomlinson, meets next year's # 1 pick, Adrian Peterson. (Peterson set the NFL record of 296 yards in a game and also became the first player to have two 200 yard games in a season.)

NFL Fantasy Football Players Pictures - Week 7

2007-12-05T14:13:00.000-05:00

Michael Strahan to Justin Tuck: "Hey, man. You need to get your head on straight!"

Prparing for a career as a major league umpire after football, Sam Madison calls the ball safe at the 42 yard line.

Right in the middle of the game, Randy Moss breaks into the Chicken Dance.

NFL Fantasy Football Players Pictures - Week 4

2007-11-15T00:00:00.000-05:00

Dexter Wynn is about to learn that attemptng to field a kick-off with just his finger tips is not a good idea.

The opposite of the "hurry up" offense is the "take it slow" defense.

Brian Urlacher is going to hold his breath until whoever took his helmet gives it back.

Kevin Jones giving the fans a little too much of a look.

Fernando Bryant tells Bernard Berrian: "It's mine and you can't have it!"

Devon Hester coming in for a landing.

NFL Fantasy Football Players Pictures - Week 3

2007-11-06T15:34:00.000-05:00

How embarrassing for Donovan McNabb - not that he spilled coffee on his uniform, but that he had to wear that uniform in the first place.

Andy Reid: "You'd never catch me wearing one of those uniforms."

Correll Buckhalter gets an easy touchdown since Gerald Alexander can't bear to look at those uniforms.

On second thought, those uniforms don't look so bad after all.

Rod Marinelli: "Dang! I wish I had my sunglasses on."

Group hug by some Baltimore Ravens.

Steve McNair lost his helmet in the fog.

Eric Green tackles Demetrius Williams and his helmet explodes.

Brett Favre attempts to give Donald Driver a potato sack ride.

Brett Favre auditions for the role of Moses in a Ten Commandments remake.

Tramon Williams prefers to hold his helmet on with his hand instead of using a chin strap.

Peyton Manning and his bag of tricks.

Matt Schaub spots his childhood sweetheart in the stands.

Mario Williams forgets his jersey and confirms suspicions he's been listening to his iPod during the games.

Dallas Clark has perfected the frog jump and it leads to a touchdown catch.

Joseph Addai and DeMeco Ryans rehearse the death scene from Romeo and Juliet.

Jameel Cook puts a nice move on the referee.

Kelly Holcomb looks up to the crowd and asks: "Which hand has the M&M's?"

Eddie Drummond leans back to take a quick rest after returning a kick.

Not sure what this person is hollering about. You would think she has the situation under control. Of course, you know what they say - sometimes the right hand doesn't always know what the left hand is doing.

Jared Allen demonstrates that you're never too old to sneak up behind someone and play the "Guess Who?" game.

Ray Edwards demonstrates you're never too old to do a whale imitation.

A split second later Dwayne Bowe had a touchdown and Cedric Griffin wished he was just a little bit taller.

Now we know why Randy Moss appears to be so fast - he has a mini jet engine attached to his behind. Meanwhile, Jabari Greer appears to be leaping up to get a better look at the cheerleader on the sidelines instead of concentrating on Moss.

J.P. Losman wishes he had someone to throw to like Randy Moss.

Sometimes the cameramen forget there's a football game going on. (Who can blame them?)

J.P. Losman tries to hide behind his offensive line but it isn't working.

Kerry Rhodes doesn't want to be touched when he has the ball.

Chad Pennington displays his unique (and unfortunately unsuccessful) style of passing the football.

Chris Baker likes to show off by balancing the football on his fingertips.

Not to be outdone, Jason Campbell balances the football on ONE finger (and without using a glove).

Bryant McFadden and Alex Smith fall down laughing. (You weren't laughing if your fantasy team played against the Steelers defense because that was a touchdown off an interception).

Maybe so, but his coach and teammates would prefer Allen Rossum to be on the field.

Despite flashing the universal hand signal for "stop right there", Willie Parker got pounded anyway.

Alex Smith likes to watch the big screen monitor in the stadium to see when he's about to get tackled.

Josh McCown is about to get an unsuspecting, not so friendly pat on the back from Kamerion Wimbley.

Kenny Watson reads the label to be sure it's an official ball of the NFL.

Jake Delhomme is thinking he needs a new flavor of chap stick.

Alge Crumpler walks all over Jonathan Beason.

Joey Harrington is crying because the coach made him throw the ball and he didn't want to.

Seconds later, Jake Delhomme was hit in the head by a small, yellow, projectile.

Jake was not too happy when he found out who hit him with the flag.

Eli Manning confesses to Tom Coughlin what fantasy owners have known all along - he's not as good as Peyton.

Out of desperation, Corey Webster resorts to his childhood tricks by tickling Santana Moss under the arms in hopes he'll lose the ball.

Eli Manning signals to the sidelines he needs a bathroom break. (Apparently it's a #2).

Adam Archuleta has seen people bury their head in the sand before, but he's trying to figure out how Jason Witten managed to bury his head in the end zone.

A New Orleans Saints fan hopes to get into the game for free by doing his best Diana Ross impersonation. (His wife was seen burying HER head).

NFL Fantasy Football Players Pictures - Week 2

2007-10-27T15:57:00.001-04:00

Hey Jake Delhomme - Wake Up! You're missing a good game!

The coptor's up and it is GOOD!!!

DeShaun Foster, DeMeco Ryans, and Jamar Fltecher all can't seem to find where the ball is. It's not that hard to find!

Anthony Maddox tip-toes up on Jake Delhomme, hoping he won't be heard coming from behind.

Chad Johnson would like to take a bite out of the football if only he didn't have such a big face guard.

Joe Jurevicius has his prayer interrupted by Leon Hall.

Paul Spicer is so happy to see his old friend Joey Harrington he's about to give him a nice big hug.

Joe Zelenka tries to hide the name of the kicker who just missed a field goal, but the big number 1 on the back gives it away (John Carney).

DeAngelo Hall probably wouldn't fall down so much if he wore the same kind of shoe on each foot.

Joey Harrington comes to the realization that his center has been eating chili again for lunch.

Reggie Williams wows the crowd with his one-handed pushups while holding onto the ball.

Bubba Franks catches a touchdown pass without even looking, elating his fantasy owners.

Al Harris tries to keep Anthony Mix from falling down by holding him up by the back of his shirt. (But Al - shouldn't you be trying to get him to the ground?)

Derrick Ward continues to keep running, not quite sure why his right leg seems to be so heavy.

Plaxico Burress hopes that by hiding the ball behind his back, no one will see that he has it.

Suddenly and inexplicably, the six player pyramid came crashing down.

Donald Driver and Sam Madison demonstrate their famous, synchronized "Waving at the Ball" routine.

Fred Robbins tries to congratulate Ryan Grant on his fine running style.

Bubba Franks demonstrates his kicking accuracy by booting one right at the camera.

John McCargo to Ben Roethlisberger: "I didn't say I'd give you the shirt off my back. I said I wanted the shirt off your back."

Heath Miller with the "It's mine and you can't have it" look.

Ben Roethlisberger with the "No thanks, I've got it" look.

Dick Jauron with the "I wonder what's for dinner?" look.

Although disputing the accusations in the tabloids, Jeff Wilkins is caught sleepwalking during a game.

"Head-On - Apply directly to the forehead."

Marc Bulger realizes a split second too late that he just threw the ball to the cameraman.

After a string of incompletions, Marc Bulger tries the two-handed basketball pass technique.

Jeff Wilkins attempts a kick-boxing maneuver on Nate Clements.

Vince Young needs to get a better view downfield so he uses Kevin Mawae to get a boost.

Eric Moulds signals to the sidelines: "Can somebody come and remove this Colt from my leg, please?"

Dallas Clark explains to the goal post how he got open for the touchdown catch.

Travis LaBoy has come down with the dreaded purple tongue disease.

Peyton Manning avoids a sack by winking at a defensive lineman, throwing him off his game.

Eric Moulds does his Incredible Hulk impersonation. Unfortunately, he was still tackled.

Having been "double dared" to do so, Matt Leinart attempts to throw a pass with his eyes closed.

Calvin Johnson attempts to listen to the heartbeat of J.T. O'Sullivan.

Boss Bailey thinks that by holding Adrian Peterson's foot to the ground he won't be able to run very well.

How many Vikings does it take to run with the football?

Troy Williamson is about to learn just how difficult it is to catch a football with your thighs.

It's actually harder to catch a ball with three hands than with two.

Brian Billick singing "I Did It My Way!"

Justin McCareins adjusting his gloves just a little too late.

Eric Mangini apparently left home without his reading glasses.

Kellen Clemens apparently thinks the center's prostate is OK.

Patrick Surtain manages to break up a pass intended for Muhsin Muhammad without grabbing his face mask.

Quentin Jammer tries to tell Randy Moss a secret during the game.

Bill Belichick wishes he would have worn a warmer jacket.

Randy Moss trying to do the "Walk Like an Egyptian" dance.

Philip Rivers proposes in front of 50,000 fans.

He got his answer.

Donovan McNabb tries to hide the ball behind his head but Rocky McIntosh isn't buying it.

Heck. Most anybody can throw the ball that far.

Donovan McNabb tells a defender to stick it up his nose.

Clinton Portis prefers to dive over, rather than step on an ant hill.

Donovan McNabb reaches out to hug Sean Taylor, unfortunately forgetting he was holding the football.

NFL Fantasy Football Players Pictures - Week 1

2007-09-21T23:48:00.000-04:00

Marlin Jackson to Eric Johnson: "Just let me tie your shoe here and then you can get the ball and you'll be able to run better".

Peyton Manning chooses "rock".

Joseph Addai: "And the one that got away was THIS big!"

Rashean Mathis: "I had one get away from me that was at least this big."

London Fletcher: "That's nothing! The one that got away from me was THIS big!"

Peyton Manning is the best, but does this look like good form to you?

Hey Marion Barber - don't look so surprised you have the football. You're a running back. You're supposed to have the football.

Marion Barber: "This is gonna really hurt in about one second."

Ryan Lindell reacts to having heard someone say a bad word on the football field. (It was probably a teammate after Lindell missed a 45 yard field goal, costing some fantasy owners their game when all they needed was a couple more points).

Charlie Frye to Jamal Lewis: "Here's the ball. You want it? Come and get it. A little closer...a little closer...don't be afraid..."

Hey! Charlie Frye - There's no crying in football!

Donovon McNabb is apparently pouting after having been told that a number of quarterbacks were taken in fantasy drafts way before he was.

Estimated time of impact is 0.2 seconds from now.

Like father, like son. (Did someone say "Cheese dips?")

Donald Driver is apparently going to try to catch this one with his helmet instead of his hands.

Jon Ryan is either yawning or just surprised that rookie kicker Mason Crosby made the kick. Probably not too many fantasy teams out there with Crosby on them, but it was a game winning kick for Green Bay.

Brett Favre: "No, I'm not playing until he says he's sorry. That really hurt my feelings."

Sean Considine cries "Foul!" because DeShawn Wynn kicked grass in his face.

When Brett Favre gets really mad at someone he sticks his tongue out at them.

Drew Carter gives himself a pat on the head with his secret weapon - a 3rd arm he keeps hidden behind his back.

Steve Smith grabs his wrist instead of the ball, causing fantasy owners everywhere a few points.

Marty Booker not quite getting the hang of riding piggy-back.

Jason Campbell: "No, YOU be quiet! I'm trying to call out the plays here."

Jason Hanson thinks if you close your eyes and wish upon a star you can make a field goal.

Some youngster plays hookie from school and hides among the Oakland Raiders hoping not to be seen by the truant officer.

Josh McCown: "Do you think this helmet makes my head look big?"

Josh McCown: "Oh no! I got grass stains on my pants again. My Mom is gonna kill me."

LaDainian Tomlinson: "No one's going to tackle a guy carrying the American Flag. Hey, that gives me a great idea..."

Shaun Alexander: "Don't touch me man! I'm not kidding. Stay away."

Jeff Garcia: "How would you like having a hand in your face every time you tried to throw the ball? Huh? How's it feel?"

Note to Earnest Graham: Look down just a little bit and you'll find the ball. Makes it easier to hold on to. And try to show a little enthusiasm for the game.

Carnell Williams: Do I really need to eat this plastic thing? It tastes terrible!

Jeff Garcia and John Wade practice their ballroom dancing technique for their audition on "So You Think You Can Dance".

Nate Burleson returns a punt while a teammate spots something interesting on the ground.

Brian Kelly thinks grabbing Shaun Alexander by the helmet is a good idea.

Eli Manning: Hello? Isn't somebody supposed to be here?

Cortland Finnegan is about to try and slip his hand down the back of Matt Jones' pants and hope no one notices since all eyes will be focused on the ball.

Robert Geathers learns it's easy to block a Steve McNair pass if he sits on a teammate's shoulder and makes himself ten feet tall.

Seconds later, CBS lost their feed from the end zone camera.

Oh look! It's the new Larry, Moe and Curly!

I keep thinking I'm forgetting something. I hope I wasn't supposed to bring my girlfriend to this game.

Someone needs to tell Darnell Dockett that it's not very manly for a professional football player to suck his thumb. (Even if he does have tatoos).

Nate Clements is keeping his distance just in case Larry Fitzgerald decides to "cut one loose".

In yet another rule change designed to protect the quarterbacks, the NFL introduces the short-lived pinky tackle, which Karlos Dansby attempts on Alex Smith.